A man was relaxing at an upscale bar after work when an unbelievably beautiful woman walked in.
She was so stunning that he couldn’t stop staring.
She noticed his gaze, smiled, walked straight over to him, and whispered,
“For $100, I’ll do absolutely anything you want… no matter how unusual or outrageous.”
The man nearly spilled his drink.
“Anything?” he asked.
She smiled.
“Anything.”
Then she added,
“There’s just one condition. You have to tell me what you want in only three words.”
Suddenly, the entire bar seemed to go quiet.
The man thought carefully.
He looked at her.
Then at his drink.
Then back at her.
Finally, he leaned closer and whispered three words.
The woman’s smile disappeared.
She stared at him in complete disbelief.
“You want me to… do WHAT?”
The man smiled.
“Wash my car.”
She blinked.
“Your car?”
“Yep. Inside and out.”
She stared at him.
“But why would you pay $100 for that?”
He took a sip of his drink.
“Because the dealership charges $150.”
The entire bar burst out laughing.
The woman shook her head.
“You’re ridiculous.”
He smiled.
“You said anything.” 😂
