A married couple checked into a hotel for a romantic weekend, hoping to enjoy a quiet night together.
Everything was going perfectly.
Until later that evening, the husband suddenly called the front desk in a panic.
“Excuse me,” he whispered, “my wife and I are having a disagreement, and she says she’s going to jump out the window!”
The clerk calmly replied,
“Sir, that sounds like a personal matter.”
The husband sighed.
“I know… but there’s one little problem.”
The clerk immediately asked,
“What problem?”
The husband looked toward the window and replied,
“We’re on the 20th floor… and the window won’t open!”
The clerk paused.
“Sir, I’m not sure how that’s our problem.”
The husband lowered his voice.
“Because she’s been trying to open it for ten minutes, and I’m afraid she’ll eventually figure it out!”
The clerk sighed.
“Sir, perhaps you should just calm down and talk to your wife.”
The husband looked toward the bedroom.
“I would…”
He paused.
“But she’s currently arguing with the window, and somehow the window is winning.”
The clerk burst out laughing.
“Sir, I think your marriage is safe for tonight.”
The husband sighed with relief.
“Thank goodness. Now can you send someone up with a screwdriver?” 😂
