A farmer was trying to sell his prize bull to a wealthy, sophisticated city woman who wanted to start her own ranch.
She walked around the massive animal, studying him carefully.
Then she asked,
“Is he… energetic?”
The farmer grinned proudly.
“Lady, this bull is so powerful, he can handle the entire herd before lunch and still have enough energy left to chase the mailman all afternoon!”
The woman raised her eyebrows, clearly impressed.
“That’s incredible. And what exactly do you feed him to keep up that kind of performance?”
The farmer chuckled.
“Nothing fancy.”
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small container.
He held it up with a mysterious smile.
“Well, ma’am… it’s not what you think.”
The woman leaned closer.
Then her eyes went wide.
Inside the container was…
a handful of coffee beans.
She stared at him.
“Coffee?”
The farmer nodded.
“Yep.”
“That’s the secret?”
“Sure is.”
She looked at the bull.
Then at the coffee.
Then back at the farmer.
“But I thought you said he was naturally energetic!”
The farmer smiled.
“He is. The coffee is for me. Try keeping up with that bull all day without it!”
The woman burst out laughing.
“So the bull doesn’t need the energy boost?”
The farmer shook his head.
“Nope. He’s the reason I need it.” 😂🐂☕
