A guy stumbles home drunk at 3 AM, and his wife is waiting for him at the door.
“Where have you been?!” she snaps.
He slurs,
“At this amazing place… The Golden Saloon! Everything there is gold—the doors, the floors… even the urinals!”
His wife rolls her eyes.
“Yeah, right.”
But the next morning, curiosity gets the better of her.
She calls the bar.
“Is this the Golden Saloon?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Golden doors?”
“Absolutely.”
“Golden floors?”
“Of course.”
She pauses.
Then asks,
“…Golden urinals?”
There’s a long silence on the other end.
Then the bartender suddenly shouts,
“HEY, FRANK! THE PIG THAT POOPED IN YOUR TROMBONE IS ON THE PHONE!”
The wife slowly hangs up.
She walks into the kitchen.
Her husband is sitting there drinking coffee.
She looks at him.
He looks at her.
She asks,
“So… how was your night at the Golden Saloon?”
He nearly chokes on his coffee. 😂
