A woman once asked an old Army General,
“Sir, when was the last time you were with a woman?”
The General proudly straightened his back and replied,
“1956, ma’am.”
The woman gasped.
“1956?! That long ago?”
Feeling sorry for him, she invited him to her room, determined to give him a night he would never forget.
An hour later, she came back out looking completely exhausted.
The General calmly walked out behind her.
Everyone stared.
She looked at him and said,
“General… I have just one question.”
He nodded.
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Tell you what?”
She pointed at him.
“That when you said 1956, you meant the last time you were in a WOMAN’S room!”
The General smiled proudly.
“Ma’am, you asked when I was with a woman.”
The woman stared at him.
The General adjusted his uniform and added,
“You never asked what we were doing.”
Everyone in the room burst out laughing.
The woman shook her head.
“General, you’re impossible.”
He smiled.
“That’s what they taught us in the Army: always answer exactly what you’re asked.”
