{"id":908,"date":"2026-09-22T04:21:43","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T04:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/?p=908"},"modified":"2026-09-22T04:21:43","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T04:21:43","slug":"she-called-the-bar-to-verify-his-crazy-story-and-the-bartenders-answer-made-everything-10-times-worse-%f0%9f%98%82%f0%9f%8d%ba-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"\u201cShe called the bar to verify his crazy story\u2026 and the bartender&#8217;s answer made everything 10 times worse. \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf7a\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stumbles home drunk at 3 AM, and his wife is waiting for him at the door.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere have you been?!\u201d she snaps.<\/p>\n<p>He slurs,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cAt this amazing place\u2026 The Golden Saloon! Everything there is gold\u2014the doors, the floors\u2026 even the urinals!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>His wife rolls her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But the next morning, curiosity gets the better of her.<\/p>\n<p>She calls the bar.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs this the Golden Saloon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGolden doors?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAbsolutely.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGolden floors?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She pauses.<\/p>\n<p>Then asks,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201c\u2026Golden urinals?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a long silence on the other end.<\/p>\n<p>Then the bartender suddenly shouts,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cHEY, FRANK! THE PIG THAT POOPED IN YOUR TROMBONE IS ON THE PHONE!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The wife slowly hangs up.<\/p>\n<p>She walks into the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Her husband is sitting there drinking coffee.<\/p>\n<p>She looks at him.<\/p>\n<p>He looks at her.<\/p>\n<p>She asks,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cSo\u2026 how was your night at the Golden Saloon?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He nearly chokes on his coffee. \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stumbles home drunk at 3 AM, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. \u201cWhere have you been?!\u201d she snaps. He slurs, \u201cAt this amazing place\u2026 &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":872,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":909,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions\/909"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}