A man was relaxing at an upscale bar after work when an unbelievably beautiful woman walked in.<\/p>\n
She was so stunning that he couldn’t stop staring.<\/p>\n
She noticed his gaze, smiled, walked straight over to him, and whispered,<\/p>\n
\u201cFor $100, I’ll do absolutely anything you want\u2026 no matter how unusual or outrageous.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The man nearly spilled his drink.<\/p>\n \u201cAnything?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n She smiled.<\/p>\n \u201cAnything.\u201d<\/p>\n Then she added,<\/p>\n \u201cThere’s just one condition. You have to tell me what you want in only three words.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Suddenly, the entire bar seemed to go quiet.<\/p>\n The man thought carefully.<\/p>\n He looked at her.<\/p>\n Then at his drink.<\/p>\n Then back at her.<\/p>\n Finally, he leaned closer and whispered three words.<\/p>\n The woman’s smile disappeared.<\/p>\n She stared at him in complete disbelief.<\/p>\n \u201cYou want me to\u2026 do WHAT?\u201d<\/p>\n The man smiled.<\/p>\n \u201cWash my car.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n She blinked.<\/p>\n \u201cYour car?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYep. Inside and out.\u201d<\/p>\n She stared at him.<\/p>\n \u201cBut why would you pay $100 for that?\u201d<\/p>\n He took a sip of his drink.<\/p>\n \u201cBecause the dealership charges $150.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The entire bar burst out laughing.<\/p>\n The woman shook her head.<\/p>\n \u201cYou’re ridiculous.\u201d<\/p>\n He smiled.<\/p>\n \u201cYou said anything.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man was relaxing at an upscale bar after work when an unbelievably beautiful woman walked in. She was so stunning that he couldn’t stop staring. She noticed his gaze, … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":708,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":709,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions\/709"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}