Three American wives were having coffee together when the conversation suddenly turned to their husbands.<\/p>\n
The first wife sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cLast weekend, my husband told me he was going fishing. But later, I checked his truck and found no fishing rods, no bait, and not a single fish.<\/p>\n
He was definitely lying!\u201d<\/p>\n
The second wife rolled her eyes.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s nothing. My husband told me he was going to a business conference. So I checked his suitcase\u2026<\/p>\n
And found swim trunks, sunscreen, and flip-flops.<\/p>\n
He was lying too!\u201d<\/p>\n
The third wife suddenly burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
The other two stared at her.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy are you laughing so hard?\u201d<\/p>\n
She wiped away a tear.<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause my husband told me he was going fishing too\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
She paused dramatically.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut I just found something even stranger in his suitcase.\u201d<\/p>\n
The other women leaned closer.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat did you find?\u201d<\/p>\n
She reached into her purse and pulled out a small plastic bag.<\/p>\n
Inside was a pair of women’s high-heeled shoes.<\/strong><\/p>\n The first wife gasped.<\/p>\n The second wife covered her mouth.<\/p>\n \u201cWhose are those?!\u201d<\/p>\n The third wife smiled.<\/p>\n \u201cI have no idea.\u201d<\/p>\n Then she pulled out another item.<\/p>\n A tiny bottle of perfume.<\/p>\n Then another.<\/p>\n A silk scarf.<\/p>\n The other women stared at her.<\/p>\n \u201cYour husband was definitely not going fishing!\u201d<\/p>\n The third wife laughed even harder.<\/p>\n \u201cOh, I know!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThen why are you laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n She shrugged.<\/p>\n \u201cBecause those things aren’t mine\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n The room went silent.<\/p>\n Then she added,<\/p>\n \u201cThey’re my husband’s.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The other two wives stared at her in complete shock.<\/p>\n She took a sip of coffee and smiled.<\/p>\n \u201cApparently, he’s going fishing\u2026 but he’s also becoming a very fashionable fisherman.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three American wives were having coffee together when the conversation suddenly turned to their husbands. The first wife sighed. \u201cLast weekend, my husband told me he was going fishing. But … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":626,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":653,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions\/653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}