The other sister stared at her for a moment… then burst into laughter.<\/p>\n
“You mean to tell me that after everything in your dream\u2014the wedding, the husband, and spending the whole night together\u2014the scariest part was breakfast?”<\/p>\n
The nun nodded frantically.<\/p>\n
“You don’t understand! He looked so happy… so confident… like he expected a real meal!”<\/p>\n
“So what did you do?” the other sister asked, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes.<\/p>\n
“I panicked,” the nun admitted.<\/p>\n
“I opened every cupboard in the dream. There was no bread. No eggs. No bacon. I couldn’t even find coffee!”<\/p>\n
“And then?”<\/p>\n
“He smiled and said, ‘Take your time, sweetheart.'”<\/p>\n
The nun shuddered.<\/p>\n
“That’s when I woke up screaming.”<\/p>\n
The other sister laughed even harder.<\/p>\n
“You’ve faced years of prayer, fasting, and silence without fear… but one hungry husband defeated you?”<\/p>\n
The nun crossed herself.<\/p>\n
“I can resist temptation.”<\/p>\n
“I can endure hardship.”<\/p>\n
“I can live a life of devotion.”<\/p>\n
She sighed dramatically.<\/p>\n
“But cooking breakfast before my first cup of coffee…”<\/p>\n
“…now that<\/em> is a miracle beyond my faith.”<\/p>\n The Mother Superior happened to walk by just then.<\/p>\n She looked at the two sisters and asked, “Why all the laughter?”<\/p>\n The nervous nun replied,<\/p>\n “Mother… I had a terrible nightmare.”<\/p>\n “Oh? What happened?”<\/p>\n “I dreamed I got married.”<\/p>\n The Mother Superior smiled.<\/p>\n “And?”<\/p>\n The nun whispered,<\/p>\n “He asked what I was making for breakfast.”<\/p>\n The Mother Superior didn’t miss a beat.<\/p>\n “Oh, that’s easy.”<\/p>\n The nun’s eyes lit up.<\/p>\n “It is?”<\/p>\n “Yes.”<\/p>\n “Tell him he’s making breakfast.”<\/p>\n The three of them laughed so hard that the sound echoed through the convent.<\/p>\n And from that day on, whenever breakfast in the convent was burned, one of the sisters would grin and say,<\/p>\n “Well… at least none of us has a husband asking what’s for breakfast!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The other sister stared at her for a moment… then burst into laughter. “You mean to tell me that after everything in your dream\u2014the wedding, the husband, and spending the … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":56743,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-read-storay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56767,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56742\/revisions\/56767"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/56743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}