{"id":537,"date":"2026-09-22T03:47:12","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T03:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2026-09-22T03:47:12","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T03:47:12","slug":"she-thought-the-general-hadnt-been-with-a-woman-since-1956-but-she-misunderstood-the-question-%f0%9f%98%82%f0%9f%8e%96%ef%b8%8f-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"\u201cShe thought the General hadn&#8217;t been with a woman since 1956\u2026 but she misunderstood the question. \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf96\ufe0f\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman once asked an old Army General,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir, when was the last time you were with a woman?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The General proudly straightened his back and replied,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201c1956, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The woman gasped.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c1956?! That long ago?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Feeling sorry for him, she invited him to her room, determined to give him a night he would never forget.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later, she came back out looking completely exhausted.<\/p>\n<p>The General calmly walked out behind her.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone stared.<\/p>\n<p>She looked at him and said,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cGeneral\u2026 I have just one question.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy didn&#8217;t you tell me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTell you what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She pointed at him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThat when you said 1956, you meant the last time you were in a WOMAN&#8217;S room!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The General smiled proudly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMa&#8217;am, you asked when I was <em>with<\/em> a woman.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman stared at him.<\/p>\n<p>The General adjusted his uniform and added,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cYou never asked what we were doing.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Everyone in the room burst out laughing.<\/p>\n<p>The woman shook her head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGeneral, you&#8217;re impossible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He smiled.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThat&#8217;s what they taught us in the Army: always answer exactly what you&#8217;re asked.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman once asked an old Army General, \u201cSir, when was the last time you were with a woman?\u201d The General proudly straightened his back and replied, \u201c1956, ma\u2019am.\u201d The &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":503,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":538,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions\/538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}