A married couple checked into a hotel for a romantic weekend, hoping to enjoy a quiet night together.<\/p>\n
Everything was going perfectly.<\/p>\n
Until later that evening, the husband suddenly called the front desk in a panic.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me,\u201d he whispered, \u201cmy wife and I are having a disagreement, and she says she’s going to jump out the window!\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk calmly replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, that sounds like a personal matter.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cI know\u2026 but there’s one little problem.\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk immediately asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat problem?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband looked toward the window and replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cWe’re on the 20th floor\u2026 and the window won’t open!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The clerk paused.<\/p>\n \u201cSir, I’m not sure how that’s our problem.\u201d<\/p>\n The husband lowered his voice.<\/p>\n \u201cBecause she’s been trying to open it for ten minutes, and I’m afraid she’ll eventually figure it out!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The clerk sighed.<\/p>\n \u201cSir, perhaps you should just calm down and talk to your wife.\u201d<\/p>\n The husband looked toward the bedroom.<\/p>\n \u201cI would\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n He paused.<\/p>\n \u201cBut she’s currently arguing with the window, and somehow the window is winning.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The clerk burst out laughing.<\/p>\n \u201cSir, I think your marriage is safe for tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n The husband sighed with relief.<\/p>\n \u201cThank goodness. Now can you send someone up with a screwdriver?\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A married couple checked into a hotel for a romantic weekend, hoping to enjoy a quiet night together. Everything was going perfectly. Until later that evening, the husband suddenly called … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1197,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1202,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201\/revisions\/1202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}