{"id":1059,"date":"2026-09-22T04:34:42","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T04:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/?p=1059"},"modified":"2026-09-22T04:34:42","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T04:34:42","slug":"she-thought-the-flowers-came-with-one-expectation-until-her-friend-reminded-her-about-the-vase-%f0%9f%98%82%f0%9f%8c%b9-15-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/?p=1059","title":{"rendered":"\u201cShe thought the flowers came with one expectation\u2026 until her friend reminded her about the vase. \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf39\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde and a brunette were walking past a flower shop when the brunette suddenly spotted her boyfriend inside, buying a huge bouquet of flowers.<\/p>\n<p>She sighed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh no\u2026 my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde looked confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy is that bad?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The brunette rolled her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause every time he brings me flowers, I know exactly what he expects. Now I&#8217;ll have to spend the whole weekend on my back with my legs in the air!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde stared at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy? What does he expect you to do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The brunette sighed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde thought about it for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Then her face suddenly lit up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWait\u2026 don&#8217;t you have a vase?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The brunette froze.<\/p>\n<p>She stared at her friend.<\/p>\n<p>Then slowly covered her face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my goodness\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde grinned.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cProblem solved!\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf39<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde and a brunette were walking past a flower shop when the brunette suddenly spotted her boyfriend inside, buying a huge bouquet of flowers. She sighed. \u201cOh no\u2026 my &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":995,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1060,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions\/1060"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytv9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}